50 Pop Bangers from 2015

So, here’s my top 50 songs of the year. They’re ranked. Kinda. I mean, past my top 10 it’s just a meld of songs I like just as much as each other but on the day that I happened to make this list I was maybe feeling incrementally more inclined to certain tracks over others. I just don’t enjoy things as much nowadays. Is that because I’m getting old?

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I don’t think there’s many surprises here. I didn’t really like the Bieber singles. That’s it though. Anyways, you can scroll through all my chatty guff to the end and just hit the Spotify playlist if you want.

1. SNAKEHIPS – ‘ALL MY FRIENDS’ feat. TINASHE & CHANCE THE RAPPER

The sound of a late twenties existential crisis, all the best songs should settle in your chest in some way and this one feels anguishingly good.

2. KANYE WEST – ‘ALL DAY’

Oh, you want a radio hit, nxgga? Try this on for size! Trust Kanye to drop such an unplayable banger – he says the N-word 44 times.

3. THE WEEKND – ‘CAN’T FEEL MY FACE’

Who knew what a blessing it would be when Abel Tesfaye got a lil’ taste of mainstream chart success when he featured on an Ariana Grande hit and decided he wanted more? This track runs up on Justin Timberlake and pulls that Michael Jackson’s successor rug clean out from under him.

4. TOVE LO – ‘TALKING BODY’

An absolute monster of a pop song, the kind that only our Scandi friends can craft.

5. DNCE – ‘CAKE BY THE OCEAN’

While brother Nick relies on the tried and tested marketing strategy of relentlessly taking his shirt off for the gays, Joe Jonas and his new band have kept it unexploitative with saturated colours, house party vibes and a genuinely brilliant first single. Pop confectionary, indeed.

6. FLEUR EAST – ‘SAX’

In a year of cold, precise Max Martin (and Max Martin-esque) production ‘Sax’ is such a warm, rich, bold affair. A pure distillation of a pure popstar – brassy, immediate and infectious – just the way debut singles should be.

7. RIHANNA, KANYE WEST & PAUL MCCARTNEY – ‘FOURFIVESECONDS’

The most criminally underrated song of the year.

8. PETITE MELLER – ‘BABY LOVE’

The most criminally underperforming song of the year.

9. ALESSIA CARA – ‘HERE’

The perfect companion to ‘All My Friends’, for everyone out there who can’t think of anything worse than being at a house party with people who only give a shit about themselves, but works allegorically for any and all situations where you have to be around self-serving dickheads for extended periods of time *insert strings of blush smile emojis*

10. HAILEE STEINFELD – ‘LOVE MYSELF’

Third best song ever to be written about the kind of self-love that isn’t endorsed by Dove.

11. ONE DIRECTION – ‘DRAG ME DOWN’

The biggest surprise when this song surprise dropped was how phenomenally good it was. One Direction have a History (eh? eh?) of delivering excellent lead singles so it was nice for them to best themselves 5 years in and one member down.

12. ERIK HASSLE – ‘NO WORDS’

Erik Hassle is easily the greatest solo male popstar we have right now, please let 2016 be his time to rise.

13. GRACE – ‘YOU DON’T OWN ME’ feat. G-EAZY

Absolute belter.

14. FALL OUT BOY – ‘UMA THURMAN’

Fall Out Boy have always had a talent for catchy little pop punk anthems but ever since they went more pop than punk the music has just gotten better and better.

15. DEMI LOVATO – ‘COOL FOR THE SUMMER’

The late autumn release of Demi’s Confident album put paid to any hopes of anything long term, but we’ll always have ‘Cool For The Summer’.

16. TAYLOR SWIFT – ‘STYLE’

Yeah. Fine. It’s a great song. Happy?

17. SKEPTA – ‘SHUTDOWN’

Truss me, daddi!

18. RIHANNA – ‘BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY’

Another banging Rihanna track that was totally unfairly maligned, is it any wonder she’s making you ungrateful heauxs wait for ANTI?

19. CARLY RAE JEPSEN – ‘RUN AWAY WITH ME’

Many a pop fan’s song of the year, it’s not really the best track on Emotion even. Still a blinder though.

20. KDA – ‘TURN THE MUSIC LOUDER (RUMBLE)’ feat. TINIE TEMPAH & KATY B

When you hear this in the club, you gonna turn this shit louder.

21. GIORGIO MORODER – ‘TOM’S DINER’ feat. BRITNEY SPEARS

If you pretend this Suzanne Vega cover is the only thing Britney released this year, it’s been a real 10/10 year for all Britney fans.

22. BRANDON FLOWERS – ‘CAN’T DENY MY LOVE’

If you squint, this song is a little bit menacing, but it’s also got such momentum, it sounds like galloping a horse across rolling hills and that’s sometimes really all you need.

23. JME – ‘DON’T @ ME’

Literally my theme tune.

24. NICK JONAS – ‘LEVELS’

One part ping pong, three parts ‘You Oughta Know’, all parts amazing.

25. MNEK & ZARA LARSSON – ‘NEVER FORGET YOU’

Looks and sounds like the future, here’s to these two artists getting more mainstream recognition next year.

26. FOXES – ‘BODY TALK’

Almost all of this song is superfluous to the A+++ amazing “ohhhhhh, let your body talk” crash into the chorus, like who even remembers what else happens on the track? (Okay, the “la la la” bits are great too).

27. THE 1975 – ‘LOVE ME’

Painstakingly skirts pastiche and settles firmly into homage. A bombastic beginning to a new era.

28. ADELE – ‘HELLO’

An almost cinematic return to music from Adele. As in, playing over the closing credits of all your faves careers, bitches.

29. ARIANA GRANDE – ‘FOCUS’

Yeah, yeah it sounds a bit like ‘Problem’. It’s still a bop though.

30. CL – ‘HELLO BITCHES’

This traptastic half-English, half-Korean banger goes pretty hard for something that’s meant to be a soft introduction to born-superstar CL. Belt up for 2016.

31. KANYE WEST – ‘ONLY ONE’

The first new release of the year is still just as poignant and heartbreaking as it was 12 months ago.

32. G.R.L. – ‘LIGHTHOUSE’

This gorgeous tribute to Simone Battle is good for about one play only, because that’s pretty much all your emotions will be able to take.

33. DRAGONETTE – ‘LET THE NIGHT FALL’

Another fizzy pop song from one of the finest pop bands in the world, ‘Let The Night Fall’ is a cold glass of Prosecco on a hot summer’s day – kinda basic but still hits the spot.

34. RITA ORA – ‘BODY ON ME’ feat. CHRIS BROWN

Shame about the feature.

35. FERGIE – ‘L.A.LOVE (LA LA)’

‘Lighters Up 2K15’ did (pleasantly) surprisingly well on the UK chart this year, but Fergie Ferg failed to follow up on it, which was wildly disappointing.

36. CARLY RAE JEPSEN – ‘I REALLY LIKE YOU’

When your feels get set to music.

37. FLORENCE + THE MACHINE – ‘WHAT KIND OF MAN’

A whirlwind of a song, it’s like things are smashing all around you when you listen to it.

38. ICONA POP – ‘EMERGENCY’

‘I Love It’ was such a behemoth hit that matching it has proven to be near impossible. Icona Pop still consistently deliver above average pop tunes like this one, it’s just a shame no one is really listening to them.

39. LITTLE MIX – ‘BLACK MAGIC’

Not in the key of shit.

40. SELENA GOMEZ – ‘GOOD FOR YOU’ feat. A$AP ROCKY

Toddler-faced chanteuse Selena Gomez puts her whisper vocals to good use on this sex jam.

41. CHARLES HAMILTON – ‘NEW YORK RAINING’ feat. RITA ORA

It’s been a tough year for Rita Ora fans (thanks, Calvin!) but this wasn’t a bad little feature, plus it earned her an Empire cameo. Slay.

42. GRACE MITCHELL – ‘JITTER’

This fractious pop track does a salaciously decent job of translating the feeling of being turned all the way up to hot mess into a boppable tune.

43. LITTLE MIX – ‘LOVE ME LIKE YOU’

Looks and sounds like a strawberry bonbon but is actually a filthy sex jam.

44. MISSY ELLIOTT – ‘WTF (WHERE THEY FROM)’ feat. PHARRELL WILLIAMS

After a few false starts, Missy finally made a full return to form on ‘WTF’, and the video is easily the best of the year.

45. MAROON 5 – ‘THIS SUMMER’S GONNA HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER’

Maroon 5 pretty much have the market cornered in groove riding pop rock summer bops.

46. ADY SULEIMAN – ‘WHAT’S THE SCORE’ feat. JOEY BADA$$

A chill summer ode to not knowing where the fuck you stand with someone.

47. XY CONSTANT – ‘DO IT WELL’ feat. TOM ASPAUL

Dance music is what it is but at least this XY Constant track, with super babe Tom Aspaul on vocals, sounds like a beach party and not a shitty East London club night.

48. GWEN STEFANI – ‘USED TO LOVE YOU’

For a hot minute it felt like the solo comeback was over before it began but it seems everyone loves them some heartbroken Gwen. A lovely sad song but not as good as last year’s ‘Baby Don’t Lie’.

49. BEN HAENOW – ‘SECOND HAND HEART’ feat. KELLY CLARKSON

A good song made even more good by Kelly Clarkson.

50. THE NEIGHBOURHOOD – ‘R.I.P. 2 MY YOUTH’

Growing up, moving on, leaving childhood behind has been a recurrent theme in pop this year – like an extended metaphoric tribute to Toy Story 3 – but if you are of a certain encroaching-on-thirty age, all these songs will resonate. This is a good one.

HERE BE PLAYLIST

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